Hi, my name is Nick. I don’t play banjo….Unfortunately.

So, what have I done?

In between being cloistered in a recording studio for nearly twenty years (hence the healthy complexion!!) I have been treading the odd stage/soggy carpet/muddy field/living room floor in pursuit of entertaining the masses with this thing we call music. Sometimes in the loosest possible context.

How many bands? ..er, one or two… or was it eleven.. forty two? Tart.

After weighing the pros and cons any sane person would get a proper job.. but then if you’ve seen Spinal Tap then you might think again!

(Although my amp only goes to 10.. they made that a bit louder… thanks Jim!)

So here we go again (I know a song about that… oh shit)
No, this is serious. Damn fuckin’ straight.

Herrumph.

For the first time I’m the oldest in the band…..(actually that’s not true but we plan on doing more than one gig!)
Here I am with three top geezers who are, for want of a better parradiddle, up for it.
So I look forward to kicking some most enormous arse.
Indeed.
Watch this space.
Try and make sense of it all.
Be careful.